Hello.
I only have time for people who find me hilarious. Don't stop until you get what you deserve.

Offensive, vulgar, disgusting and insulting ... Just how I like my comedians
Simply put; It's the best show you will ever see!
One of the best I've seen ... And I've seen them all.
I love when a comedian is completely fearless, and crude.
You'll like him for his face. You'll love him for his comedy.
Sex has never been the same since I've been following your career!
You are amazing at what you do; I wish I had an eighth of your courage.
I had front and center seats before and I'll never get anything else again.
If you don't laugh, then you aren't my friend.
Acerbic and the balls to match.
No matter what people say or disagree with, officially funny.
The man who will change the face of stand up comedy.
Stay tuned, more tour dates coming soon!
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